Oh, man did I screw up 🙃 by not talking 🤫 to you 💃🏻🔥 when I saw you 😻 during the first few minutes of the Traumafestla rave 🎶👻. The cops 👮🏻‍♂️ shut it down ❌ real quick 🕚 and now I have trauma 🤕since I’m alone 😢 in bed 😭 and it’s causing me write ✍️ this silly 🤪 self-indulgent 🤮 missed connection 💔 to you 💃🏻🔥 on the internet 💻

You/techno hottie: tall 🌴🏗️ (maybe 6’ without heels 👠🥵), hot 🔥(especially your eyes 👀 and your legs 🦵🏼, and, okay maybe your 🍑 too 🤭), dark haired Latina 🌶️🤤 in the torn fishnets 🤌🫦 dancing 💃🏻🔥 with your two friends 👫🏽.

Me: the white dude 🙋🏻‍♂️ by himself 👍who kept looking away 🫣 every time you 💃🏻🔥 looked at me 🥴 because I couldn’t handle 🤯 the crazy brightness ☀️🕶️ of your techno hotness 🔥🎶🙀

Hit me up 🤙 girl, I wanna melt 🫠 wit u 💃🏻🔥😘