I’ve always wanted to write one of these and you were hot enough to make me do it, you were in the bead isle with your friend, I kept checking you out and I wasn’t sure if you were checking me out back and I was with my mom so I felt weird about hitting on you but when you bent over to pick up those beads my head nearly exploded, I peeled off from my mom hoping to find you again but the only time I saw you again was in the check out line, lowkey I got a new cart before going to hobby lobby so I was high as a kite not expecting to run into a finely dressed candy redhead goddess like you so I started overthinking a whole bunch and to be honest I probably should’ve just tried to talk to you but you got me really hot under the collar and I couldn’t think straight and I kept trying to pretend that you weren’t so hot it was making my circuits pop. The likelihood you actually get to see this message or would even go searching for a message like this is probably pretty low for how beautiful you are but I’ll have that one in a million chance hope you’ll wander across this and remember the blonde bearded shaggy guy wearing the maroon hoodie and you’ll be excited and happy to know I thought you were as hot as you thought I was… or not